Qube. The mysterious language Dan came up with. It is made up entirely by sequences of squares, and is, according to Allan, 'hard to pronounce'. We don't know how to translate it. We don't even know if Dan even knows how to! There was one comic, though, where it was revealed what a sentence in Qube was. "Oh Bugger."
Example: "□□□□ □□ □□□□□"